[00:00.01] 一一
[00:02.14] 一二一
[00:03.78] 一二三四五六七
[00:07.74] 一一
[00:09.54] 一二一
[00:11.31] 一二三四五六七
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[00:29.56] Hop hop, you came along my secret laboratory
[00:36.92] Spiky, spiky bloody fangs hungry for my qi
[00:44.19] Hold up, mister
[00:46.03] Right there, mister
[00:47.83] Sit down, mister
[00:49.37] How about some retort?
[00:51.71] Pouch of curry?
[00:53.31] Pouch of chili?
[00:55.11] Pouch of M.R.E? But you're rather picky
[01:00.55] Well, I'll make you something else
[01:02.75] Don't need to show me how
[01:04.54] Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself
[01:08.22] Canto or Sichuan
[01:09.99] Jiangsu or Hunan
[01:11.91] No matter which one you pick I'll get it done
[01:15.03] Zhajiangmian and xiaolongbao
[01:17.29] Wonton and chashao
[01:19.12] Delivery or takeout won't beat my retort pouch
[01:22.84] You're loving my retort, I'm loving your retort
[01:26.40] You're my only retort, you're my only retort
[01:30.48] 
[01:36.70] Crack, crack, you stretch your arms out asking for a hug
[01:43.72] Hidden under your talisman is your practised smile
[01:51.56] Come here, mister
[01:53.20] Help me, mister
[01:54.99] Right here, mister
[01:56.63] You took up my spoon
[01:58.67] Stirring curry, stirring chili
[02:02.19] That's when I've realized we've became family
[02:06.72] Then he came, a man in black and white, he's holding
[02:14.07] Laser guns and bagua signs
[02:21.27] Then he aimed at your slimy skin and pulled the
[02:28.52] Trigger, your head bursts
[02:37.56] Shh, I'll stitch you back up
[02:39.99] Don't need to show me how
[02:41.92] Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself
[02:45.51] I'll give you plastic eyes, and give you nylon hair
[02:49.15] And I'll make sure I get your talisman repaired
[02:52.35] Shark fin soup or dim sum
[02:54.60] Dumpling or Peking duck
[02:56.48] Nothing I make is gonna bring that charm inside you back
[03:00.08] But you're still my retort, but you're still my retort
[03:03.63] I'm seeking for retort, I'm seeking for retort