Yo yo, it's your boy Gobi
Check it out, we've got these
Commercial breaks coming right up
Uh, some of them are cool
Some of them are like
Some are like soul sucking evil corporate shit
But it's like, whatever, you know? Pays the bills
Uh, just ignore it, stay positive
Be back, Gobi

M-m-m-my milkshake make a bitch, wait
I will not wait, better yet, tell her it's a date
That's a hot date, kick shit no karate
Shawty still stretching like when you in Pilates
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Ay yo, it's your boy Gobi!
I'm back, check it out
We just got done with some of the commercials
Before we get back in the tunes
I got a super sneak peek exclusive
We got Deko here, with, um
Friends I guess?
I don't know
I don't know who these fucking people are
But he's about to freestyle

Freestyle!
I don't give a fuck, freestyle!
Why you gotta argue with me?
Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up!
Ay! Hold up, check this shit, ay

Okay, I pity to the fool that wanna play me
Try me
Thinking they could underrate
Or super-fucking-size me
I'm bout to blast my fucking brain off
Because I'm high P
I'm hyfee, hyphen, a fucking dash
And I got fashion in my blood
Yeah I dress myself, and this a freestyle
Off the fucking dome
Okay, to best myself and I know
That I've found my fucking home
Okay, I'm from Atlanta yes I am so Georgia grown
Okay, so shout out Loota all the shit Lil Jon I'm gone
Yeah shout out Outkast that's my shit
Oh yeah I'm gone
Okay, I'm in a Cadillac I'm riding and I'm gone
Alright 285 and I'm alive
And I got two girls who might die because
I'm thinking I might drive
Through a brick wall
I'm fucking Superman, I know I can
These bitches is the fucking, opposite of who I am
I'm so fucking colorful they call me Toucan Sam
And I don't think that they can come
By anything or any man
Nothing man can get between me and my money
I see that I can fall around time looking funny
But that's because I'm really just extravagant
You know this
And I'm so lovely with the words I'm like a poet
And I never write it down it's off my brain
Like every single time
I don't have to fucking pen or paper when I fucking rhyme
It's just part of who I am
My brain just fucking understands
When I hit the mic I just go bla-bla-boo-bah-fucking-blah

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